Michael Phelps defies gravity... bongs

If only Michael Phelps would've gone on the record as an avid user of marijuana... Having a record breaking Olympian on that side of the argument would've really bit some of the other side's debate in debutt. Marijuana makes you slow. Ummmm, Michael Phelps isn't slow. Marijuana makes you lazy. Ummmm, does Michael Phelps look lazy to you? Marijuana makes you eat a lot of bad food. Ummmm, Michael Phelps eats that bad food because he NEEDS the calories. Marijuana will make you a deviant. Ummmm, does Michael Phelps' relationship with the tiniest of big-breasted Asian ladies lead you to believe he's up to any kind of "deviant" behaviour? The only people arguing for the legalization/destigmatization of marijuana only have hilarious comedians on their side - like @DougBenson (the My Cousin Vinny to Michael Phelps' Daniel-san)! Then again, the only people really adamant about defending criminalized marijuana are politicians and religious wackos. In a perfect world, nobody would listen to those maniacs! Personally, I say let people do whatever they want in the privacy of their own home, with the exception of murder, rape, and the creation/selling of addictive hard drugs. Then again, who wants to have to tell their grandma that they forgot to stop by because they were smoking weed? Not me.